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Brand new in the gender repertoire: ‘Lesbian men’

One of the latest outgrowths of ideologically deliberate gender confusion was recently demonstrated by the example of a fifty-year-old master painter from Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany: He has come to the conclusion that he is a "lesbian man". 

Published: April 16, 2022, 6:28 am

    This insight came to him after observing a lesbian couple and their interaction with their son. A friend of the couple then “said hello” to him – and that was apparently the spark. After he had investigated the question “Are there men who like lesbian women?” on the internet, he found out: “I am a lesbian man. That’s the minority of the minority.” And now “suddenly everything is clear”.

    Even in primary school he “preferred to be with the girls”. Today he shows interest in men’s and women’s fashion, he likes champagne better than beer, he admires strong women and his first girlfriend is now living in a lesbian marriage – and all this now makes perfect sense to him.

    “I used to cry a lot too. That doesn’t bother me at all now,” the craftsman continued. Besides, he “always liked to watch Frau-TV on WDR. My partner at the time found it impossible. Now I just watch it!” A friend who had problems with relationships with other women enthusiastically exclaimed, “Great, now you’re my first girlfriend.”

    Despite all these ground-breaking realisations, however, he still feels gendered as a man and wants to maintain this in a new partnership. “Maybe there is another man out there who feels the way I do. I would wish him not to have to turn 50 before he hears about it.”

    It’s all about confessional courage. Soon the brave “lesbian” craftsman will call for a “lesbian male quota”, greater acceptance for the suffering of this “minority of the minority” which has been ignored for so long, and schools adopting this category in their curriculum under threat of losing funding.

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    • Nick Rockway

      Rush Lumbaugh hit on this years ago – lesbians trapped in a male body.

    • RadicalLibre

      Betting he drives a Subaru.

      • Art Viborg

        My wife, of 41 years, and I both drive Subaru’s. We are LESBIANS!! How exciting! This should spice things up 😉

      • Darryl C.

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!…Good one

    • Cygnisx1

      I think I might be a lesbian man, and my wife is a gay woman

      • Booger, the Lamda Variant

        do you ‘scissor’?

    • I think I might be one of those rare breed Masculine Lesbian Men!
      I wonder what color on the rainbow I am? 🦄

    • Raf

      I’ve been joking about this for over 30 years. In fact, I once wore Lesbian sign earring on my left ear and went to a lesbian club and had a ball with many lesbians. At first they were suspicious then realized I was okay and laughed at it admitting I was bold. No, did not hook up with any.

    • LiBeralPuKes

      I like P also…I must be a lesbian.

    • None yabis

      One of the most ridiculous articles ever. “lesbian men”, HA! right. Its mental illness, that’s what it is.

    • Marcus

      I don’t get it . He’s hetero, but just likes women who aren’t potential bedmates? If so, That’s the same reason some women like to hang out with gay dudes. Smh

    • Mike

      We’ve come full circle. Stick around long enough and you’ll be normal again.

    • throughthewringer

      yes, we must bend to the will of the mentally ill.

    • Augustus McBoomer

      Been telling the old “I guess I must be a lesbian too” joke for 40 years.

    • V Burckard

      If it means wearing Birkenstocks, forget it!!!

      • Dan19632011

        That is a step to far…guess I’m going to have to give up my lesbian male identity because of the forced conformity issue.

    • info_bomber✓ᴰᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Babylon Bee?

    • Kris Wiese

      That’s like a man who’s gay for women.

    • Say_it_ain’t_so

      I identify as a black lesbian trapped in a white mans body. I love them Slavic girls…

    • DemocrotchWackery

      If a loony man says he is a woman, we are all supposed to go along with it. To do otherwise would hurt his/her/its little spirit! It is an upside down world we are living in, for certain. Monte Python

    • arrrrrrrrrrrrrg

      oh man! …or woman? …. or whatever… just thinking, and hoping, this gotsta be satire. But sadly, I’m betting it’s not

    • Dusan

      Lesbian man would be, by definition, a heterosexual. No?

    • Male lesbian is as old as the hills. Ignored for sure. I got married to a woman, what more proof do you need?

    • Dan19632011

      I wonder who the victims will be in society when everyone is a victim?

    • Skunkhunter

      Wait, as a lesbian man I would compete in athletics as a woman – And shower and have sex with women?

      If it wasn’t for the burning in hell for eternity, I would say this has a future.

    • Nerd Power

      This makes perfect sense. Just make up whatever you want to be today, and declare you’re that new gender/thing.

      Meanwhile, the rest of us level-headed people will continue on with our lives, while the gender challenged/confused figure out what bathroom they want to use for the day.

      I still cannot believe we’ve devolved into this nonsense in America!

    • Darryl C.

      Whatever. Still qualifies as a pervert.
      He just doesn’t mention he enjoys a strap-on up the rump.

    • wasamatta Yu

      wat a fakin muran

    • rametindallas

      I used to be a male trapped in a female body; and then I was born.


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